May 2013
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
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internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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my air filter's settings
Low: purring cat
Medium: three purring cats
High: GIANT THUNDERSTORM RUN
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officially working with AmeriCorps this summer wooo~~~
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trying to decide between making food (cheaper but more work) and ordering out
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the most difficult part of senior year is getting through graduation weekend.
families.
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it hurts so much to know my mother uses what i’ve accomplished as ammo against my sister, who is one of the strongest, most wonderful people i’ve ever known in my life.
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maybe i should buy more?
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i should use my cock ring more often :’(
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things that make me tingly
https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/women/pleasure-principle.html
https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/women/fling.html
https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/women/fling.html
https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/sale/alumina-flow.html
https://www.smittenkittenonline.com/women/sqweel-2-oral-sex-simulator-by-lovehoney.html
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Get 20% off any purple sex toy @ Tantus Inc.! →
homoarigato:
Use code PURPLEPASSION at checkout.
Offer ends 5/24.
if u wanna get me a grad present…
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twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
heckboy:
“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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littlearchitect:
honestly it is so satisfying to me to witness dumb men strike out with girls at parties
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