some women make me so insecure.
“Indeed, the wonders of civilization can be read as the tragic testimony of a species that strives to achieve the good, the true, and the beautiful, knowing full well everyone and everything are doomed to disintegration.” —Rosemarie Tong
"Are you trying to have your cake and eat your pussy too?"
i could watch dana and alice having sex all night long.
dang, man. talk about passion.
Dating website drinking game!
1. Go to any dating website and browse the profiles
2. Every time you see someone describe themselves as “laid back,” take a shot.
3. Die of alcohol poisoning within ten minutes
look at kirby dance.
<(^.^<) <( ^.^ )> (>^.^)>
sometimes I want to get the hell away from Macalester. Live my life at the UW just so I can hold her in my arms every night.
my period will now be called shark week.
i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth